hahaha SMS(2)

Santa was withdrawing money from an ATM.
Banta who was right behind him in the queue, says, "I've seen your password. It's ****".
Santa says, "You're wrong. It's 12345".

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The Titanic was sinking
An Englishman asked Santa: "how far is the land?"
Santa: 2 kms.
Englishman jumped into the sea.
Englishman: now , which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Joe: I got married as i was tired of cooking, cleaning the house and washing clothes.
Moe: Amazing, I got divorced for the same reason!!!